slightmood:

not to bring attention to a sensitive topic but I want to enjoy a nice bike ride with a little cat sitting in the front basket


unclefather:
“stay safe out there
”

unclefather:

stay safe out there


allo-ween:

no discourse, tonight we’re praying for ariana grande’s mental health and happiness


afrolatine:

i had time


anxietypower:
“ nvgan:
“How hard was it to say “pistachio” ”
you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™
”

anxietypower:

nvgan:

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™



anosci:

this is probably the best scene in any foreign movie I’ve ever seen and I want to share it


tammycat:

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can


portvaillant:

internet-sentences:

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i just mentally rediscovered how funny this is



laughordie:

this was a real show 



meloetta:

emosad420:

meloetta:

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

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